Monday 30 September 2013

Mozambique cobra vs Dad

The Mozambique spitting cobra - a snake to be reckoned with.


 
In the blue corner: Naja mossambica, considered one of the most dangerous snakes in Africa. It can spit its venom over a distance of up to 3 metres (10 feet) with remarkable accuracy. The bite leads to severe tissue destruction and can be fatal.  
 
In the red corner: My late Dad (Oom KP). He was a true gentleman, and practically impossible to provoke. Practically.
 
Spectators: Me (about 10 years old) and my mother.
 
It was a hot summer evening in the Lowveld, and we were relaxing in the lounge. The concertina-type doors to the veranda were wide open allowing us to hear the distant rumble of an approaching storm, and marvel at the lightning flashing in the boiling cumulus clouds.  Every section of the folding door had a brass rod from floor to ceiling, serving as hinge/locking device. My dad sauntered out to the veranda for a better view.
 
Unnoticed by us a large Mfezi (local Shangaan name for the snake) had made itself comfortable on one of the handles of the folding door, at about chest level. As my dad walked past, the snake let fly with a squirt and hit him in both eyes. 
 
Pandemonium.
 
Mom made him lie on his back on the kitchen floor and washed out both eyes with copious amounts of milk. This was the old 'Boer' emergency treatment prior to seeking medical help.
It did help to the extent that he could open his eyes and peer around myopically, in severe pain.  That was the only time in my whole life I ever heard my dad swear. He got up and stormed out the back door, digging in his pants pocket for his folding knife. He cut a six foot length off the hosepipe and headed straight back to the veranda again. Mom's protestations fell on deaf ears.
 
To this day I still wonder if my dad was that quick, or just that lucky. He grabbed the snake by the tail and jerked it down to the floor.  It was still in the process of rearing up and flattening its hood when the hosepipe came whistling down.
 
By the time he stopped, the snake resembled a Bushman rock drawing of some as yet undiscovered continent.  Flattest snake I've ever seen.
 
He then consented to being taken to hospital, where he was successfully treated.
 
My mom refrained from lamenting the short hosepipe.
 

Sunday 29 September 2013

The buffalo and the tail rotor

A bird-hit on the tail rotor is one thing....

The Cape buffalo is one mean animal.
They tend to look at you as if you owe them money.
They have no qualms about collecting, either.

Dead buffaloes are famous for getting up and wreaking havoc. Some hunters say all buffaloes are born sick, and every time you hit it, it gets a little healthier.

Many years ago buffalo, like elephant, were regularly culled in the Kruger National Park. Some thirty animals would be separated from the herd. This was accomplished by means of some very hair-raising aerobatics with a Bell Jetranger helicopter.
The door behind the pilot having been removed, the ranger would hang halfway out of the chopper, darting the animals with an overdose of Scoline. That was before the days of modern dart guns. A modified double barrelled shotgun was used, the darts propelled by .22 blanks. Extreme skill was required from both the shooter and the pilot to put down thirty buffalo in an area accessible to the ground crew, and in as small an area as possible. Infinitely more hectic (and dangerous) than culling elephant.

On this particular day everything went according to plan, and between Piet Otto (pilot) and Andrew Hofmeyer (ranger) they did a splendid job.

Piet put the chopper down in a nearby clearing while the ground crew moved in, Eric Wood administering the necessary coup de grace where indicated.  Andrew had gotten out and was standing with his back to the action, busily picking up the .22 casings strewn throughout the helicopter. The engine was still running, as it takes a couple of minutes for the turbo to cool sufficiently to shut down.

A 'dead' buffalo suddenly jumped up and came charging directly at the blissfully unaware Andrew.  Eric could not shoot for fear of hitting either Piet or Andrew. Piet still had his earphones on, and Andrew couldn't hear the shouting above the din. Andrew interpreted the warning shots as Eric doing his job. The buffalo was closing fast, and nobody could do anything about it.

It was one of those moments where time stood still and everyone stopped breathing.

At the very last moment before impact, the buffalo seemed to decide that the spinning tail rotor would be a more worthy adversary than Andrew's relaxed backside, and it changed course.

The damage to the helicopter was horrendous and very, very expensive.

That was the last time the chopper was allowed to land without the 'all clear' from Eric.

Friday 27 September 2013

Thieving seal and the wrath of fox terriers

Seals stealing meals.

Early this morning I came across some local fishermen toiling with their net. Loud cursing and swearing warranted a closer look.


The cause of their agitation were three seals that had slipped over the floats, and were having a jolly good time inside the net. A considerable number of seagulls were also in attendance, squabbling over the remains of the fish being decimated.

The fishermen gave it their best, trying to get the net in while there was still some of their catch (and some of their net) left. They were extremely vocal about it, and I heard words I haven't heard in a long time. And some brand new words.

When the net reached the shallows, two of the seals once again slipped over the floats and headed for deeper water.  The third one left it too late, and got entangled in the net, broadening the vocabulary even further.
 
Mammals that catch free-swimming fish have extremely sharp teeth and lightning reflexes. Seals are particularly well equipped in this respect.

The seal resembled a bride with an attitude, and unveiling this bride was going to take some nifty footwork and nimble fingers.



I wish I had brought my video camera instead - this dance macabre was really something to behold. By now a crowd had gathered, and there was no shortage of advice shouted from a safe distance. Loudest of all were two fox terriers, making no bones about their intention to tear this beast apart. From a safe distance.

The seal was eventually freed and started lumbering towards the surf under loud applause. The foxies saw this as the cue to launch their vicious attack. Despite the seal's slow progress over the beach, the terriers seemed to be unable to quite catch up. Their body language said they were doing their best.

Once the water was deep enough for the seal to get a grip on its environment, it speeded up considerably. So did the fox terriers, making sure they didn't close the gap completely.

 
Having seen the seal off, the strutting and prancing was hilarious. They had saved the crowd, and that was one lucky, lucky seal.

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Sunday 22 September 2013

Lions feasting on illegal immigrants


Mother Nature can sometimes be a cruel old bitch....
 

The Kruger National Park comprises an area of some 20 000 square Km.  At its narrowest point it is  50 Km (31mi) wide, and it shares the whole of its eastern border (360 Km) with the neighbouring country of Mozambique.  In the days when the Kaftan fence (a lethal electrified fence between S.A. and Mozambique ) was still on full power, the Kruger Park was the only viable option for illegal immigrants. For fear of electrocuting animals, the fence stopped at the southern border of the Park, to be replaced by very heavy-duty game fencing for the next 360 Km.  The reasoning behind the willingness to kill illegals and spare the wildlife remains open to question.

The only risks in crossing this fence were being cut by the razor blade coils, and receiving a very unpleasant jolt from the non-lethal electric strands.  Once inside the park there were, of course, some other risks.

The modus operandi was to cross the fence at first light and hope to make it to the western fence before darkness without being spotted, trampled, eaten, gored etc.

Early one morning a group of five illegal immigrants did just that.  Unfortunately they chose a cloudy day and, unable to navigate by the sun, got hopelessly lost.

Unbeknown to them they were less than thirty yards from a major tourist road when they encountered a pride of lions at dusk.  Not that it would have been of any help, because tourists are confined to the rest camps from dusk till dawn.

The lions singled out one man and brought him down with ease.  There were no trees of any real substance in the vicinity, and the remaining four scrambled up the nearest tree which was only about four metres high.

By the time the pride had consumed their friend it was fully dark, and they couldn’t see the pride sauntering over to their tree, but they could surely hear them. One of the lions scrambled up the trunk and hooked another illegal to the ground.  Contrary to popular belief, lions can climb trees to a certain extent.  They don’t like to, but they can if they have to.

The man was killed and consumed directly beneath his comrades, who were desperately trying to get out of reach on the thinner branches.

All to no avail.  During the course of what must have been a very, very long night to the sole survivor the lions would finish one off and rake down another screaming victim.

By the time the first tourists spotted the lone man gibbering in the tree, the sated lions were long gone, and the hyenas and jackals had moved in, squabbling over the remains.

I have no idea what eventually happened to the man after deportation, but I’m sure that, even after all these years, he still wakes up screaming.

I know;  I’ve been there.  Years after this incident I was also targeted as a meal.  Words are inadequate to describe the feeling – but that’s another story for another time.
 
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Thursday 19 September 2013

Leopard vs Mother goose and chicks


This is why I'm bosbedonderd (bush crazy)

Before the bush camp was built in the Olifants River gorge in the Kruger National Park, we used to go tiger fishing there.  Virgin waters, virgin fish….

Tiger fish in rivers are sleeker and faster than those lazing around in dams and reservoirs.  The water in the gorge was wild, and so were the tigers.

First light found us already off the beaten track (= public roads), far into the wilderness.

As we forded a shallow stream on the firebreak we spotted what seemed to be a severely injured Egyptian goose some ten yards up the road. She was honking loudly, could barely walk, and was dragging one outstretched wing in the dust.  The next moment Nick de Beer, our host, touched my arm and whispered:  “Stop. Watch this”, pointing upstream.

In a deeper pool right next to the firebreak, eight tiny goslings resembling furry golf balls were silently swimming in circles under the overhang of a clump of reeds.

The leopard was just suddenly there, streaking up the road and closing in on the goose.  It simply materialised from nowhere; an uncanny leopard trick.  Broadcasting panic at peak volume the goose was flapping up the road.  Unable to take off, the goose barely managed to stay out of the leopard’s reach.  She would lift off and fly a short distance only to come crashing to the ground again.  The leopard redoubled its efforts with us following at a distance. 

This went on for a couple of hundred yards, when the leopard started tiring and slowing down.  So did the goose.  At one point the leopard sat down looking rather perplexed, the goose still some ten yards ahead of it.  The goose was now really struggling, trying to drag itself along with great effort.  This made the leopard perk up and start trotting towards the bird again.  With utmost effort the goose maintained the gap at a steady ten yards.   After a while the leopard sat down again panting, and the scenario repeated itself.

This scene kept on repeating itself until we were about a Kilometre up the firebreak.  Suddenly the goose made a miraculous recovery of Biblical proportions.  She took off smoothly with loud, triumphant honking and hissing, gained altitude, and circled back towards the now distant stream.

Her perfect albeit dangerous performance warranted a standing ovation.  It was mother love at its best.
If only leopards could talk..... Its body language was screaming obscenities.


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Tuesday 17 September 2013

Darting an elephant at night - on foot. Stupid.


  

 The Dumbest Move Ever.

 
In the fervency of youth, one sometimes does things of which one would later say “it
seemed a good idea at the time.”  This was one of those.  Big-time.

 Hoepel, Cobus’ veterinary technician (you’ve met both of them in previous postings – scroll down), was about to get married.  As is the custom in South Africa, a bachelors party was laid on for Hoepel.  The venue for this would be the dry riverbed of the Watinsaka spruit, some five kilometres from Skukuza, the main rest camp in the Kruger National Park.

 At the time Tom Yssel was the chief game ranger of the Pretoriuskop division in the
Park.  He was still recovering from major surgery following a crocodile attack which
nearly cost him his leg and his life (see earlier posting). With the long steel shafts of a Hoffman apparatus protruding on either side of his thigh and lower leg he resembled an ancient TV antenna, and could obviously not drive himself.  He couldn’t wear trousers either, and shuffled around on his crutches dressed in an old grey dust coat.  The attire, however, would be suitable for a bachelors party.

 I picked him up early on the Saturday morning, en route to Skukuza.  On the backseat
of my Gelandewagen was my customary giant coolbox, filled with beer and crushed
ice.

 In his condition Tom couldn’t get out to patrol his division of some 1000 square
Kilometres, so we used the opportunity to travel to Skukuza via the numerous fire
breaks in his division, checking up on the more remote watering points, windmills etc.

 We arrived at Cobus’ house in the staff village by about mid-afternoon.  A sense of
excited anticipation prevailed – the upcoming event was the talk of the ‘town’.  Living in the staff village at Skukuza could at times be a little dreary and boring.  A party was always a big event, even more so a bachelors party.

 In retrospect I sometimes wonder if the fact that everybody was pumped-up and
excited played a role in making us do what we did.  The excitement was contagious.

 Late afternoon Cobus got a call from Reception in Skukuza – a tourist had just
reported an elephant with a wire snare on the Lower Sabi road, some ten kilometres
from the rest camp.

 “I’ve been looking for that elephant since Tuesday,” Cobus said.  “Let’s go.”
“Forget it,” Tom said, “it’s too late in the day – you’ll never get the chopper in the air
in time.”
“Then we do it on foot.”
“Are you crazy?  You can’t do that.”
“’Course I can,” said Cobus, grabbing his lab keys and heading for the vehicle.  “You
coming?”
“I’m in,” I said and joined him.  Tom was having a hard time keeping up, and was
protesting all the way.
“Are you out of your mind?” Tom was pretty hot under the collar by now.  “Besides, it’ll be dark in an hour.”
“Exactly.  By morning that elephant will be twenty clicks away – he was near
Crocodile bridge on Tuesday.  The snare hasn’t slowed him down much.”

 At the veterinary lab Cobus hastily checked his muti box and grabbed a dart gun.
“You’re going to get yourselves killed,” Tom said.
Cobus handed him a .458 elephant gun from the safe.  “You’re the ranger – cover our
asses.”
Tom was furious, sputtering indignantly.  “I’m a bloody cripple on crutches!  How do
you expect me to handle the bloody rifle?  Get someone else who can shoot.”
“You’ll manage.  We’re running out of time,” Cobus said and headed out.

 The argument was still raging by the time we came across two tourist vehicles parked
on the road, hazard lights flashing.  They pointed out the direction in which the
elephant had disappeared.  By now the rest camp gates had closed, and tourist were
confined to the camps for the night.  Cobus suggested our tourists get to Skukuza
immediately – they should tell the guard at the gate what had transpired – he would
sort things out in the morning.

 It was dusk by the time Cobus had prepared a dart, and the two of us trotted off into
the bush, armed with the dart gun and a torch.  Tom’s Hoffman apparatus and
crutches got tangled up in a thicket within the first ten yards.  In the distance we could
still hear him ranting.

 The Lower Sabi road runs parallel to the Sabi river, at this point, about half a kilometre distant.  That was the direction in which the elephant had last been seen to be heading.  We knew he couldn’t be far, so we proceeded with caution.

 Then, in the fast fading light we could barely make out the animal, about forty yards ahead of us.  The wind was strongly in our favour, and we started stalking the animal.  By now it was getting too dark to be sure of our footing, and he must have become aware of us when we were fifteen yards away.  He turned and stared in our direction myopically.

 It was getting so dark that we had to crouch down to see his silhouette clearly.  An
elephant cannot be darted with a frontal shot, so we crept off to our left.  We crouched
down again, only to find that the elephant had turned with us, and Cobus was still
stuck with a frontal shot.  I motioned to him that I would veer further to the left, and if
the elephant turned with me, he could get his shot in.

 When the dart gun popped, I froze.  My bravado suddenly deserted me – this had
definitely been a dumb move.  At that stage sanity returned and washed over me like a
gigantic arctic wave.

 I knew the elephant could not smell us, and it could not see us.  As long as we
remained motionless it could not hear us either.  It could, however, take up to seven minutes to go down.

 The animal now had two choices.  It could come looking for the source of the sudden
burning pain in its butt, find us in the process and reduce us to something with the
consistency of fish paste.  Or it could run.

 Fortunately it chose the latter.

 This left us with a further dilemma.  If we were not present when it finally went
down, we had no hope of finding it in the darkness.  We did not have two choices.  At
top speed we raced off into the darkness, following the sound of breaking trees and branches.  I could not switch on the torch, as this would alert him to our presence.

 It was the toughest hundred and fifty yards I have ever run in my life.  A fleeing
elephant moves fast.  We had to do likewise, in the bush in pitch-black darkness.  We
ran holding our hands in front of our faces and trying to protect our eyes, while thorns
and branches whipped at us.  Both Cobus and I went down several times.

 Suddenly all was quiet ahead of us.  With the racket we were making, this fact didn’t
penetrate immediately.  By the time we skidded to a halt, the elephant could be
anywhere.  We would have liked to be silent, but we were panting like police dogs. 
We went down on our haunches to scan for a silhouette.  Before we could spot it, the
elephant went down with a rumble and a crash, not ten yards from us.

 After a moment of silence Cobus let out a wheezy “Jeeeezzzz…!”
“Yeah,” I said, “jeeezzzz.  Now what?”

We inspected the wound.  Fortunately it was a wire snare and not a cable, and the elephant had managed to break the wire before it had done too much damage. It had cut through the skin and was embedded about an inch into the subdermal tissue.  Infection had set in, and the leg was stinking to high heaven.

 We needed the muti box pronto – we still had a party to go to.  Once again, we had only one option.  Cobus would return to the vehicle with the torch to fetch his stuff.  I would wait by the elephant to guide him back – otherwise he would never find it again in the dark.  Cobus headed off to the road, and I watched the light of the torch disappear through the bush.  I climbed on top of the elephant and sat there listening to the deafening silence, alone in the darkness.

 I wasn’t alone for long.  All around me there were suddenly things moving around in the bush.  A hyena giggled questioningly.  It dawned on me that the elephant, laying down a trail of blood and pus, had probably built up a considerable group of followers over the past couple of days.  They had all been waiting for the moment the elephant would go down, so the feast could begin.  But something strange made them hesitate – part of the elephant was very vocal, reciting Afrikaans poetry at the top of its voice.  If I could sing, I would have.  However, I know a lot of poems, so I treated them to these, interspersed with all sorts of other language.

 To this day I still have nightmares about our headlong run in the darkness.  We must
have scattered dozens of hyenas, and possibly a lion or two thrown in.  Why we hadn’t been taken down remains a mystery.

 It was with great relief that I spotted the torch in the distance.  The decibels at which I
was delivering my repertoire could probably be heard all the way to the road, so
Cobus had no problem in finding me.  We were literally surrounded by hyenas, so we
worked with feverish haste.  We cut out the wire and cleaned and treated the wound,
which proved to be fairly superficial.  After a heavy dose of antibiotics Cobus
administered the antidote.  We waited till the elephant was on its feet, and headed for
the road.

 The elephant was now smelling strongly of bismuth impregnated petroleum paste and
iodine, and we were covered in blood and pus up to our elbows.  The hyenas switched
menus, and started following us, giggling excitedly.  We were swinging the torch
every which way, and made it back to the vehicle in one piece, to find Tom still
ranting.  The opening of the coolbox pacified him somewhat.  When we used the first cold beers to wash our hands and arms, he started ranting again – this time about wasteful sacrilege. The next beers, however, went where they were supposed to.

 The irony of this incident is that it happened during the time that elephant culling was
in full swing in the Kruger Park.  Chances are that our beneficiary promptly ended up as hundreds of tins of canned meat on a shelf somewhere.

 That night we didn’t enjoy the party with as much gusto as we should have – I think we were suffering from adrenaline depletion.

 Dumb but very, very lucky.

 

It did, however, seem like a good idea at the time.
 
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Poacher
Cheetah in the rain
Fighting AIDS
Psychological thriller:
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Saturday 14 September 2013

The golfer and the lioness


 

 

Golfing with lions – risky stuff…..

 

Sign on the third fairway of the Skukuza Golf Club, Kruger National Park:-



Directly translated (something is always lost in the translation) it says

Antelope – Dead – Hit

Huge – Fright – Stream

Here’s how the little stream got re-baptised:

Frans Laubscher, then chief civil engineer in the Park left his office ‘maybe a little early’ on that fateful Tuesday afternoon.  He was going to play a quick couple of holes on his own in an effort to improve his game.  That late on a Tuesday afternoon the course was deserted.  The Committee had just started their monthly meeting in the clubhouse, but otherwise there was no-one around.

Frans grabbed a couple of clubs from his bag and headed for No. 1.

                                                                                                *

When he teed up on No.3, he noticed a herd of impala grazing halfway down the fairway.  This is a very common sight, and he paid no heed.  His drive was a masterpiece, and when his ball sailed into the herd, they took off at speed, which is par for the course.  Except this time there was a supine impala left lying in the middle of the fairway. 

Thinking he may have stunned it, Frans walked up to the animal only to discover to his dismay that he had actually killed the impala with the golf ball.  He was still pondering this unlikely scenario when there was a threatening roar from the nearby bush.  Frans was an old hand in the Park, and was not unduly worried, as it was still broad daylight.  He got up and started retreating slowly while the roaring increased in ferocity.  Obviously the lion was intent on claiming the kill. 

He had retreated several yards when a lioness exploded from the thicket and charged.  Frans knew that turning his back or even thinking about running would guarantee certain death.  With nerves of steel he froze – the lioness would claim the kill and drag it back into the bush.

That’s what was supposed to happen, but it didn’t.  She cleared the carcass and kept on coming straight at him.  He later remarked that at this stage his frozen state wasn’t due to ‘nerves of steel’.  He was simply unable to move.  He knew that his brand-new Big Bertha driver wasn’t going to impress this lady at all.

The lioness skidded to a halt right in front of him, snarling and showing off her very impressive dentition.  After a stalemate moment Frans took another slow, tiny step backwards.  She allowed him to, and held her ground.  With very slow and careful steps Frans increased the distance.

The lioness seemed to be calming down and he increased his pace slightly.  Once he was well away she broke off and turned away.  Frans increased his pace considerably – he probably would have made a fool of Ben Johnson.

Back at the clubhouse the meeting was in full swing.  Nick de Beer, one of the committee members later told me Frans came flying into the clubhouse without a word, white as a sheet.  He headed straight for the fridge without greeting anyone, gulped down a beer in a single swallow, opened another one and sat down mumbling something along the lines of “sheeeeit…. F**k me…..”

It took a while and another beer before they could get any sense out of him.

This was not normal behaviour (referring not to Frans, but to the lion) so they all got into a vehicle to investigate.

On the fairway they found the dead impala and a few scattered golf clubs.  When they exited the vehicle for a closer inspection, the lion started up again and they wasted no time in getting back into the vehicle.

In the thicket they discovered an irate lioness suckling four new born cubs.

That explained it all.  It also explained why Frans’ game took a serious downswing from that day on,  especially when playing in lion country.



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Tuesday 10 September 2013

The poodle, the baby crocs and the birds.....


To follow up on my previous posting:-

 

By the time I got home with my three baby crocs in their cardboard box, I was still pondering the next hurdle – now what?

My house was in the middle of town, and I had to raise three crocodiles in secret to a size where they could fend for themselves in the wild.  What I was doing was technically illegal - it is against the law to keep wild indigenous animals in captivity.  Nature Conservation had refused to give us a permit for Lion (see future posting) and they sure as hell weren’t going to give me a permit for crocs in town either. These guys should have loved me, but somehow they didn’t.

I procured a big birdcage which I placed in my backyard, and created a nice habitat for my babies – shrubs, sand, even a sunken birdbath.  All during this sweaty afternoon my wife’s miniature poodle Sam was incessantly sniffing at the box, growling, whining and scratching.  I ignored him and got on with the job.

By late afternoon the perfect habitat (my opinion) was ready to receive its residents.  Sam was still pestering me, and becoming a little strident.  I put one baby on the lawn for Sam to have a good look and satisfy his curiosity.  A lot of posturing, prancing and sniffing ensued.  Suddenly Sam screamed and made a perfect back somersault with the croc attached to his upper lip.  That’s when Sam’s attitude changed, and he became a resolute crocodile hater.

Next; food.  I phoned my friend Prof Cobus Raath.

“Grasshoppers, small frogs and so-on.”  Great.  I can’t spend my days hunting for grasshoppers and small frogs.

We settled on a diet of minced meat laced with calcium powder and a wide range of other supplements.  Feeding three little human infants would have been less hassle.  Throughout the project Sam would vociferously insist on his share – every time I started preparing the food, he started doing his nut and would only calm down once he had his share.  Jealous little bastard.

All went well, and the little crocs seemed happy and were growing well.

One day a friend suggested that it would be nice if I put some birds in the cage, as the habitat had developed into something really nice.  I thought it was a good idea.  So did the crocs.

When I found the third dead bird floating in the birdbath I abandoned the bright idea.

One day I got wind of an imminent raid by Fauna and Flora (= my friends at Nature Conservation).  A benevolent friend Piet immediately started building a rather grand facility on his smallholding, and we moved the crocodiles.  I rather enjoyed the frustration when the powers that be swooped on my property.  The empty cage prompted them to insist on searching my house.  The twits even sifted through the dirty washing to make sure I wasn’t hiding any crocodiles in the laundry.

About a year later Piet was having a friends over for a barbecue.  It must have been quite a party, as Piet at some stage decided to treat the friends on a crocodile show.  Apparently he took a piece of to-be-barbecued meat and hand-fed the crocs.  Must have seemed a good idea at the time.

It took fifteen stitches to repair his hand, and it convinced me that the crocs were now ready to go home.

 

PS. I will hopefully be settling in my new home within a few weeks.  Once I have unpacked the boxes of old photographs, I will post some of them on the blog, referring back to this and other previous postings.

 

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Psychological thriller:            Show me a Reason – the lives and times of Michelle Montagne.

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Sunday 8 September 2013

The gratitude of crocodiles


In the late eighties I relocated crocodiles from the Maputo zoo in Mozambique to a game farm in South Africa, and gave them a new lease on life in the wild (see earlier blog).

A year later one of the rangers reported that he had seen the crocs  mating.  This particular dam had no handy sand banks for ideal nesting, so I spent weekend after weekend trying to find the nest in the surrounding bush, to no avail.  My efforts were futile – Mamacroc had done an excellent camouflage job, and I couldn’t entice her to share her secret.

The mortality rate of baby crocodiles in the wild is in excess of 95% due to predation.  I simply had to find the nest before they hatched. 
They were going to be my first grandchildren, after all.
When I estimated the hatching date to be near, I would drive the eighty Km to the farm after surgery hours, and search and listen to for hatching calls armed with a torch and a .357 Magnum.  And good running shoes.  No luck.

On a Sunday morning at first light, I found the nest at long last, but I was too late – the hatchlings were already in the water.  All that remained was sixteen egg shells.  Geles (see earlier blog) was faithfully  guarding his offspring in the far corner of the dam, under the watchful eyes of two patrolling Maribou storks and a fish eagle from a high perch.   And I knew there were big, hungry barbel in that dam.  I had to do something.

The main camp had a swimming pool, so I fetched a cardboard box and the net used for skimming leaves from the pool. At least I would have a ten foot aluminium pole between myself and Geles and his wife.

By the time I got back there were two fish eagles.  The bank was fairly steep and the water deep at this spot. I would have preferred to have a twenty foot pole.  The dispassionate look in Geles’ eye made me wish for a thirty foot pole.

Trying to get the job done was the stuff real nightmares are made of.

By the time I had three babies in the box I was sweating profusely and I had the jitters.  By this time Geles  also decided that enough was enough. I was expecting it to happen at some stage, but when it did, it happened with the speed of a greased lightning strike.  He shot out of the water like a Polaris missile.

Geles got the pole and I got the box and one of the biggest frights of my life.  As I was accelerating around the dam to get to my truck, the hatchlings in the box were chirping incessantly and loudly. Daddy paid heed. Geles splashed back into the water, and gave chase.  Half swimming and half running he was a fearsome sight, churning up sprays of mud and cleaving through the water at frightening speed.

On reaching the safety of my vehicle with my three babies, my mind was made up – the other thirteen would have to take their own chances on survival.

Raising my brood is another story for another time.  Watch this space for “The poodle, the birds and the baby crocs”.  And the Department of Nature Conservation.

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Thursday 5 September 2013

Tom and the Crocodile

                                       Tom and the Crocodile.


This story has been told often, and published often – but never to conclusion.

During the late seventies, Tom Yssel and his colleague, Louis Olivier were junior

game rangers in the Kruger National Park.

On the fateful Sunday of 21 November 1976 they were both on study leave in

Skukuza rest camp, preparing for their exams in wildlife management.

When a group of friends hinted at a picnic, the books were promptly pushed aside – it

was as good an excuse as any.  They grabbed their fishing gear and went in search of

earth worms as bait for the fierce tilapia which abound in the Sabi.

Still being young bachelors at that stage, their contribution to the picnic consisted

mostly of fishing gear and a couple of cold beers.

Crossing the Sabi river at the low water bridge just outside Skukuza, they turned right

onto the first fire break.  On the northern bank of the Sabi there are some secluded

picnic spots for the exclusive use of  Parks Board employees.

On arrival, they were dismayed at the spot their friends had chosen.  It was the most

beautiful spot of the lot, with huge shady trees and lush green grass – perfect for a

picnic, but at this point the river was no more than knee deep.  A short distance

downstream, however, there was a deep, dark pool – ideal habitat for large tilapia. 

The pool was more accessible from the opposite bank, so they walked through the

shallow water to the south bank.

It was early summer and although the thunder clouds had been building and rumbling

in the late afternoons over the past week, the first rains had not yet come.  The water

was therefore still as clear as that of a well-maintained swimming pool.

The fishing was good, and by the time they were called for lunch, they must have

caught and released two dozen fish.

In some circles there is a theory that one should never cross a river in the same spot

twice.  If you were spotted the first time, a crocodile would patiently lie in wait at the

same spot for up to a full day.  Whether this is true or not is irrelevant – the crocodile

was there, lying in ambush with its perfect camouflage.

Louis was in the lead as they entered the water.  He was having some trouble with all

the gear he was carrying, and stopped to sort out the problem.  Tom passed him, and

the next moment there was a huge splash and Tom shouted.

The crocodile was so big that its back could not have been covered by more than a

few inches of crystal clear water, yet nobody had spotted it.  It had grabbed Tom by

the lower leg, and proceeded to drag him downstream to deep water.  Louis knew he

had to stop this from happening and he dove under the croc, heaving it back upstream. 

Louis is an incredibly strong man, but to this day he maintains with conviction that he

had help from Above.  The combined weight of the crocodile, with Tom in its jaws,

must have been at least eight times that of Louis.  Yet, against the current, Louis

shifted this weight towards shallower water and the north bank, where pandemonium

had broken out. 

The croc repeatedly shook Tom violently, shifting its grip higher every time.  The

teeth of crocodiles are not designed for chewing, but for gripping and tearing.  They

would shake their prey and spin their bodies while maintaining a grip, thereby tearing

the prey apart.  Tom knew this – if the croc spun, he had to spin with it or it would

tear his leg off.  All during the fight he was leaning forward over the crocodile as far

as he could reach, maintaining a firm grip on its head.  During one of these violent

shakings Tom’s thigh bone broke with the crack of a rifle shot.

Louis was still heaving and blocking the croc away from the deep water.  At the same

time he attacked the animal’s eyes with a small pocket knife, but the blade kept

folding back, and he threw the useless knife away in disgust.

Hans Kolver, one of the helicopter pilots, had by now also entered the water and

joined the fight.  The water right next to the bank was slightly deeper, and Louis spent

a lot of time under the crocodile, lifting its head out of the water so Tom could

breathe.  Someone on the bank handed them a folding spade with which to attack the

croc, but a single violent swipe of the tail sent the tool flying into deep water.

By now the croc had its jaws clamped around Tom’s midsection, and there was blood

everywhere.  Hans was trying to stick his fingers into the crocodile’s eyes, but once a

croc closes its external eyelid, you could just as well try to stick your finger into a

walnut.  Then Hans got lucky and he caught the croc with one eye open.  The croc let

go of Tom, and with a bone-crunching snap closed its jaws on Hans’ shoulder.

Tom got up in an adrenaline fuelled fury, intent on continuing the fight.  He fell down

again in the waist deep water.  Looking down he saw to his horror that his one foot

was pointing backwards, and his intestines were hanging out and floating in the

current in front of him.     

Louis was beside himself with fury, and when someone handed him a sturdy knife

from one of the tackle boxes, he attacked with renewed vengeance.  With a terrific

blow he plunged the knife deep into the monster’s eye socket.

The crocodile immediately let go of Hans, and headed for deep water.

For Hans and Louis the fight was over, but for Tom it was the beginning of a fight

that would span years.  He was flown to the Nelspruit hospital, where his gruesome

wounds were treated. 

As far as the crocodile was concerned, it had only been doing what crocodiles do. 

The humans were the impostors.  Had the croc not been wounded, it would have been

left alone.  However, it is Parks Board policy that, if the problem was man-made,

intervention is required.  To Tom’s friends, this was as good an excuse as any – that

same afternoon they were stalking the river, armed with heavy calibre rifles.  The

crocodile was lying on a rock in the deep pool, and one of the rangers killed it with a

single shot.  They would bring a boat and retrieve it in the morning.

That night, however, the heavens opened and the carcass was swept away in the flood.


Tom’s wounds became septic, and he was transferred to the Intensive Care Unit of the

Eugene Marais hospital in Pretoria.  He spent most of the next seven months in the

ICU – initially he was fighting for his life, and later he was fighting for his leg. 

General consensus amongst the Academics was that there was no way his leg could be

saved – his femur was fractured, and most of the muscle tissue on his thigh had been

torn away.  The blood supply was insufficient for healing to take place – and a

considerable amount of heavily infected bone at the fracture site had to be removed.  

Tom refused amputation.

Numerous operations followed, and eventually the infection cleared up.  Tom’s

femur, however, could not be repaired due to insufficient tissue and insufficient blood

supply.

For nearly the next twenty years Tom had to make do with two ‘knees’ on his one leg. 

Initially he could barely walk with his crutches, but as the other muscles grew

stronger and compensated, his ambulatory efforts got progressively better.

He persevered with the tenacity of a Staffordshire terrier, and eventually threw away

the crutches.  After that it was not long before he resumed his position as game ranger

in the Kruger Park.  Even with the still broken femur, he was remarkably agile – he

could ride his scrambler, and he could climb a mountain.

But walking like a crankshaft was beginning to take its toll on his back.

During the late 80’s Prof Erich Raubenheimer, then head of anatomical pathology at

Medunsa University, contacted me. During my post-graduate year at Medunsa Erich

and I had spent a lot of time on research in the Kruger Park, and he knew Tom well. 

Prof. Obwegeser, a world famous orthopaedic surgeon from Zurich was visiting

Medunsa, and was interested in seeing Tom.

I promptly organised a few days in the bush for the gentlemen.  On examining Tom,

Prof Obwegeser concluded that he can remove a strip of muscle with suitable blood

supply from elsewhere on Tom’s body, transplant it to the leg, and mend the bone. 

The operation would, however, have to be done in Zurich.  He was prepared to do the

operation free of charge.

Our elation was soon dampened by a little further research – even if the operation

itself was not going to cost a penny, the travel, the hospital, anaesthetic, recuperation,

medication............ the list was endless.  It was simply not financially viable.  There

was just no way it could be done.

So life returned to normal for several years.

Then one day, out of the blue, a brilliant orthopaedic surgeon in Pretoria announced

that he was now ready to do the same operation.  First, a large enough piece of muscle

with the right arteries and veins had to be identified.  The tests were done at the then

Rob Ferreira hospital in Nelspruit.  Radio-active markers were injected into arteries

and veins, and mapping done with X-rays.  Tom refused general anaesthetic, and

when he was wheeled out of theatre, I could see on his face that he had been through a

tough time.  ‘Oomleeu,’ he said, ‘I need lots of cold beer and tall grass.’  I will never

forget those words.

We stocked up and headed into the bush.  It is at times like this that hard men talk

about things seldom mentioned – pain, fear, uncertainty....

This was the beginning of another titanic struggle in Tom’s life.

The operation was a resounding success.  A large piece of muscle was transplanted

from his back, and his femur repaired with countless screws and plates.  To keep

things stable, he was fitted with a Hoffman apparatus – the external stainless steel

rods made him look like an old TV antenna.  For the next couple of years his only

clothing would be a shirt and a long dust-coat.

Complications soon set in.  Small areas of bone with insufficient blood supply would

die, become infected, and had to be removed surgically.  This just went on and on,

and he must have had at least five more operations over the next three years.

Tom fought it with the same tenacity, never complaining and never giving up.

There is a lesson in this for all of us – never, ever give up.  And always fish from a

high bank, well clear of the water…..