First, buy two of those cheapy thin-crust frozen pizzas from your local shop. They usually have hardly anything on them, but the less the better. You are going to build your own anyway.
Next, spray your hinged grid well with Spray & Cook or a similar product to ensure your pizza will not stick to the grid.
In a pan, fry some bacon and pineapple bits. Drain the pineapple well beforehand.
Place the first pizza face-up on the grid, and sprinkle liberally with grated cheese. Add the bacon/pineapple from the pan.
Next, add a layer of sliced banana...
...and top it off with another layer of cheese.
Place your second pizza face-down on this lot, and close the grid.
It is important that you give the coals ample time to cool down - so pour another one and wait.
Then, over very low heat, start baaing gently, turning frequently.
Do not leave unattended while you pour another one - it burns very easily.
You will know you have done it slowly enough if, by the time it looks like this, melted cheeze starts oozing out onto the coals, giving it that extra flavour.
This is basic, and it is the best tasting pizza imaginable. Feel free to experiment by adding your personal favourites, like salami, garlic etc.
